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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 1 207

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 319

You deserved it 1 011

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 774

You deserved it 4 097

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 041

You deserved it 130

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 728

You deserved it 3 059

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 820

You deserved it 3 403

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 955

You deserved it 1 828

By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 239

You deserved it 3 732

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 011

You deserved it 5 368

By KamiyaHaine - 02/10/2013 05:54 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 412

You deserved it 4 273

Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 198

You deserved it 4 484

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 16 October 2016 3:04

Hi my name is John and I don't care.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 16 October 2016 3:02

She's probably a vegan, too.

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PraparAnis 19

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:20

At least she didn't say she's vegan.

darkshadus 10

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:29

Sorry OP at least she was up front about either you having a chance or her already having a boyfriend or that she didn't want to be hassled

mytime654321 9

Sunday 16 October 2016 15:39

Well she's just trying to look for attention. And, most likely, drama.

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 16 October 2016 15:41

"Hi Anna. Don't flatter yourself. I don't go for girls like you."

00arak00 11

Sunday 16 October 2016 19:06

I advise these situations are Responded with "oh I have heard of you. Anna the basic b**ch."

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 19:08

I guess you froze...

77chris11 5

Monday 17 October 2016 3:34

He should've asked her if she wanted to build a snowman.

faireanjell 5

Sunday 16 October 2016 19:28

Respond with your name and an eye roll

greeniegenius 19

Sunday 16 October 2016 21:57

Literally LOLed

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Today, during my staff Google Meet conference, I forgot to mute my mic when I joined and I was still listening to a true crime podcast. I started to notice people's confused looks and realized they were all hearing the details of the bodies found. FML

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You deserved it 1 085

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 740

You deserved it 5 265

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Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 629

You deserved it 2 400

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 169

You deserved it 4 767

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 390

You deserved it 2 609

Today, I was informed that I am, in fact, faking my depression. Why? Because I shower daily. FML

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You deserved it 85

Today, while getting my eyebrows waxed, the girl pulled off a strip and screamed, "Susan!" The owner came over and gave a look of pure disgust before saying, "Oh honey, you need to focus. Just give her 5% off." My whole eyebrow was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 126

You deserved it 413

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 182

You deserved it 5 938

Same thing different taste

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