Social Media and Miscellaneous: Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By snowmon06 - 10/07/2016 04:13

Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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No time to lose

By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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njgohard 16

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:41

It's over...the fat bitch just sang

fejj13r 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:41

That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.

Comments

sea333 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:56

That's a little stalker-ish for you to know all that

wubbazugg 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:21

Two possibilities. A: she's kind of a bitch. B: (the more likely imo) you're a clingy kinda guy.

longtimesunshine 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:23

kind of creepy let her have some space... she was only politely sparing your feelings

alexlovescandy 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:36

Get the hint ;D

ThatDumbBitch 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:50

Creeper much?

OFF1C3RSLAT3R 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:02

Exactly what I was thinking. No wonder she doesn't wanna talk to him.

patacus 14

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:20

Aww. one time I had dinner plans with this girl. it was like 2 days before I turned 21. so it was kind of a birthday thing, but not really, anyways, so I had a night class. but after that I waited and waited. alone in the parking lot with unreturned calls and texts before I went home alone. she told me she fell asleep. she was posting on facebook the whole time. don't worry op. her loss.

jethrolee53 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:27

Stalker much?

Torres92 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:35

A bit creepy you follow all of her accounts...

sammieshortcake 15

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:38

My thoughts exactly!

sammieshortcake 15

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:36

Maybe that's because you're e-stalking her, broseph?? You checked her Facebook, Twitter, and obviously watched her YouTube video to see what it's about.