By tickyette - 14/09/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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mshoes12346 3

silly grasshopper, boobs are for dudes!

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

how the **** this an fml

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pancakerocks 1

aawwww poor boyfreind. what did u want him to do put his hand down ur shirt

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LuCanO 0

FYL, I have to admit it was a witty answer, but still was a pretty shitty reaction for a boyfriend. He acted like a total ass.

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mahona_fml 0

how's that an FML? it's just your boyfriend being funny.

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Autoshot 9

See, even the grasshopper knows how it works. Sometimes stealing a few bases is the only way to guarantee you will make it all the way home.

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fakeaccountX 6

Be glad it didn't get to third base.

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rusticonian13 0

I think that boyfriend of yours has an AWESOME sense of HUMOR! Treasure him... usually a long life is in store for those who have such humor! How could ya hate a guy like that???

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