By tickyette - 14/09/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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mshoes12346 3

silly grasshopper, boobs are for dudes!

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1337chick 4

Not a fml. Your boyfriend gave a cute response. Oh booo hooooo.

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Nexzus 0

Put out or get out. It's really the only thing a chick is good for.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#12 It's always a strange moment when you find food in your bra. I'm always amazed when that happens to me. I'm just unintentionally saving some crumbs for later as a snack...

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SpideyRules 9

If you're old enough to drive, your bf should've reached second already...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#86 Not necessarily. :/ Everyone moves at their own speed, and not every 16 year old is ready to jump into intimate physical stuff. Besides, we don't know how long OP and her boyfriend have been dating...

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banananut 0

^ couldn't agree more. some of the biggest mistakes in my life were having sex at a young age, then later i realized it was the wrong guy. not everyone has to be sexually active just cause they're a bit older.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

On my very first date, I dropped a piece of movie theater popcorn and it got stuck in my bra. I was too embarrassed to fish it out or go to the restroom. When we left the theater, I had a giant grease stain there that made my shirt transparent at the boobs. O_O

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banananut 0

i think OP's boyfriend already got to second base. because he did say "faster than i DID" so he obviously already got to second base, just not the minute he met her like the grasshopper. sorry, was that already obvious? i thought i was being smart. xD

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mahona_fml 0

no, Im pretty sure that's not what he meant. the grasshopper got to 2nd base before he did. there's just no other way to word it. don't be so technical, and try to be such a smartass

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ColdGold 6

I'm sorry that you needed help with a grass hopper. Someone must have taught you to be afraid of bugs.

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xluckynumber17x 0

second base isn't really a big deal. nothing special just ****.

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ommm999 0

seeing that a grasshopper was able to get in so easily, I'm thinking they were a nice set ... so no 104, its not JUST ****!

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