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By poncho55 - 21/02/2015 20:28

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML
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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.

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Luckily you didn't dream that you hit your attacker with the ab trainer you store under your bed (with all the other t*ll s*ll junk)

SydLovesLacey 18

At least your bag wasn't stolen. ;)

That happened to me once :D. I had a dream that someone stole my phone so I grabbed his arm pulled him to me And bit his shoulder. Then I woke up biting my girlfiends shoulder and holding her arm :D She was like l: "what the ****?!"

You should get checked out by Neurologist soon. Violent dreams and acting (beating, biting, etc) in your sleep, could be a potential early sign of Parkinson's...

Yes, because one vivid dream means the OP has a very serious disease. .-.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Good thing you didn't go for the knee to the groin!

150493x 29

Hopefully once his wound has healed it can be something you both laugh about. It's amazing the things some people do in their sleep!

i guess it'd be a funny memory when you're older so don't take it too srsly, OP !

your life doesn't suck as much as your husband's does.

msmedieval 11

Ouch! My mother once dreamt that she saw my dad with another woman, when he tried to wake her up she slapped him! At least your hubby knows now that you can hold your own in a fight :)