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By poncho55 - 21/02/2015 20:28

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML
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poncho55 tells us more.

No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.

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That has nothing to do with anything. That's just a stupid and irrelevant thing to say

good idea, I'm just going to piss on the mugger.

Being so scared that you would piss your bed? I would say that's a least a little relevant.

It's a piss-poor way to reference it, to be honest.

Hopefully that will teach him not to seal your dream bag. If this isn't a one time thing, you should look into help for sleep disorders. My brother sleep walked out a second story window doing a nasty number on his feet.

Well now you have a story you and your husband can laugh about in the future (:

ahhh!!! not your fault of course, but poor husband!!!!!

I had something like that happen to me once, except I dreamt I was peeing in the bathroom, after eating glorious crab meat that only Jesus could provide.

I'm genuinely curious... how is that similar?

Well, both involve doing actions totally unintentional while in the unconscious state. As for me, I am running on very little sleep. Sorry if it made more sense in my head rather than in FML.

I probably laughed harder than I should have at this. good luck during the explanation.

amileah13 26

Oh no poor hubby! Great defensive skills though!

How do you get a dream of you being mugged?

What? it's a dream! you can be shot too.

good thing you don't keep a knife by your bed

Waking up from one nightmare right into another one.