By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 986
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Same thing different taste

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cookie1207 19
squarecircles 13

Well it could've been worse. You could've been goin #2 but especially then you'd know for sure it would have to be real love.

Well it was a private setting so I can see the drunken logic for that

venus89 17

My bathrooms in my house don't lock with how old but I'm curious on OP's reply. I would've said yes and see if he remembered ;)

mvc3ftw 17

They don't call it Liquid Courage for nothin'

reading a lot of while i was peeing. fmls. I guess people dont lock doors anymore. or they're making these up

Did anyone else immediately check OP's gender?