By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

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FloTimmyKO 0

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

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biggestfan23 11

I wonder if she actually reminded him about it.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

I remember reading a FML exactly like this...

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French_Toast_fml 3

Bad first comment much?

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olpally 32

33- your comment sucked, this first comment is actually accurate... Op, just be nice about the whole thing, hopefully he'll come around to you :)

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Doxy 22

33- What's up lately with constantly dissing the first comment? It's the second time you commented on the first comment saying it sucks.

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DobiesJS2012 9

Alcohol is for forgetting sex, not the long awaited beginnings of a relationship OP

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iNewKid 20

Or he just doesn't want to be reminded of her and it's his way to say goodbye.

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Holy_ish 19

I guess their just mad that they were not the first comment or that they stole what they were going to post.

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Heinousness 0

Exactly, 1. The two words that were ever needed in the comments.

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sarah56195 0

That sucks ! Sorry.

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olpally 32

You should be! You meanie! Btw, don't try to be first with a comment like this, there's a button for this and it's called, I agree, your life sucks...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Ah drunken love, who can remember it?

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Most drunk people tell the truth! Just ask him about it

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

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Village8 0

Exactly, remind him. This isn't that bad. It's great he feels the same way.

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RaquelW 7

not necessarily, people are more likely to think they're in love when they're drunk.

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cajekraze 7

Yes and No. Ask him on a date, a simple dinner, maybe even make him your signature dinner. If you don't have one, then go out. Remember though, you invite, you pay. Then casually bring it up. He may remember and just wants to avoid rejection

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KimmiAndRonny_fml 2

If it wasn't for drunken love confessions I would never have spilled the beans to the man that I eventually married! (or it could just be crazy drunk talk...) Better remind him and find out which it is!

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menacingsprite 3

Drunk thoughts are not true thoughts. Remember Ted Mosby... Yea no. I told someone I loved them when I was drunk and had to chew on those words for a while. Ug. Regret.

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Obeyy19 4

What that person said!!!

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aJaguarinRed 9

I call *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*. Ugh sorry, spring cold...

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heart_aussie_fml 20

Yeah but he confessed his "secret love", meaning it's not something that just popped out in his head because of the alcohol

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MrFuzzles 5

That's what professionals call, "trying to get in your pants."

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DobiesJS2012 9

"LIKE". I can't count the number of times I thought I liked a girl and tried to sleep with her only to realize the next morning that, against my will, my standards were drastically lowered...

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SliceOfCake 9

61 - "DISLIKE." Oh, don't mind me. Just blatantly ignoring the thumb buttons.

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doctorhook86 24

Sounds like its time for you to help him remember, OP

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VoteForTaco 8

That comment is goes well with your profile picture xD.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

drunk=horny even if he has to lie

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Kibaruto 33

And this is why we hold them hostage until they are sober for kisses. But no, kissing a drunk guy hoping for something to develop was a bad idea.

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FloTimmyKO 0

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

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bfsd42 20

I thumbed you down just because you put your phone number in your profile.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wouldn't work. I know straight men that fantasize about Johnny Depp.

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hclover 0

Sorry that was to the 1st guy that commented not you:')

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sxdryv 14

I'm new to fml but how do u see where the OP has an email? Not that I'm stalking I just dont know how to look at an OP's profile.

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Pudagiah 12

You can't look at OP's profile unless they comment

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Maybe he does remember. Maybe he just doesn't want to say anything since he was drunk, you might of thought he was just being "silly" and he doesn't want to feel like a total fool. If anything since you're both into each other. It may be time to confess. After all. . Drunks don't lie! Good 'ol liquid courage. :,)

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