Miscellaneous: Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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You deserved it 3 774

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 872

By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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You deserved it 49 569

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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You deserved it 4 215

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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You deserved it 4 021

By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

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You deserved it 6 846

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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You deserved it 4 572

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

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You deserved it 4 525

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 930

You deserved it 4 011

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:17

Which one of you was more pissed?

Indianboy9321 25

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:23

She?

Comments

mkayden 23

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:29

His timing is awesome.

scott1093 13

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:36

Sorry everybody. I made the comment on a wrong FML . FML

iamthunder 4

Monday 12 May 2014 2:35

Damn you must got like the world's nicest looking private part if one look and he fell in love!

jonnd2240 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:53

He wanted to make sure you didn't pee your pants from shock

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:59

Atleast you weren't pooping..that would have been awkward...

EyRaB 17

Monday 27 April 2015 22:10

how romantic of him!

EevieBear 26

Thursday 2 June 2016 18:41

Hopefully he didn't PISS you off too much! It seems your relationship with him... Has gone down the toilet! ...in all seriousness though, that sucks op. At least you know someone likes you?