Transportation: Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 1 June 2015 7:23

That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.

DestinyNiya 33

Monday 1 June 2015 7:21

Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^

Comments

omid379 14

Monday 1 June 2015 9:42

That's the guy's FML

tigerzroze 16

Monday 1 June 2015 9:48

Don't worry OP, I think most of us have been there :-)

tehdarkness 21

Monday 1 June 2015 9:59

Sounds like an awkward anime encounter.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 1 June 2015 10:39

Well if it is the same stop or a nearby pick up something could get started up...worth a shot right?

tipsyone 22

Monday 1 June 2015 12:23

What's wrong with you??? Poor guy he is probably going to overthink on what he did wrong and all that! You could've gone back to him and explained yourself

Ryan777777777 15

Monday 1 June 2015 12:37

**** his life not yours, he probably was sad asf after you rejected him like that

idxntgiveafxck 17

Monday 1 June 2015 12:42

Ha, cute

MRITCHEZ 8

Monday 1 June 2015 13:01

Am I the only one that thinks it would be a funnier fml from that guy? Today, I gave up on trying to get girls after I tried to hit on a girl on the bus. She said she had to go and turned around without leaving or even the effort to pick up her cell phone. FML