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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By menerethrr - 05/02/2009 15:39 - United States

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Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

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Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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beccaishereyay 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Mother ******.

slowlybreakingme 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Scarred. For. Life. O_o

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msfudgemuffins 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:06

hahaha thats ******* awesome, and disturbing

FrozenIceHawk 7

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:37

Why was your boyfriend watching **** in the first place?!?!

B5B0N35 18

Sunday 4 November 2012 2:59

Mother of all *******

lilpsyco 16

Monday 5 November 2012 7:27

May i asked What is the name of this ****. Just wondering so can get a better picture of how she goes down sorry I mean how this went done

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:29

OH god I think my eyes burst into flames if my mother who is overweight and diabetic was on a **** site

DarkskyFML 5

Friday 18 January 2013 0:02

Just one more thing your mother is better at than you...

JbEsT_fml 1

Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:53

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Regstanza 2

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:50

Damn lol

joesaysfitall 8

Monday 7 October 2013 4:57

fyl, it is kinda funny for us, but I would kill my mom if she did that.

pansycake99 2

Monday 6 January 2014 4:40

Well we know what he was up to

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Today, at 4 a.m., I woke up so I could check out the blood moon. It looked magnificent, so I took a few photos and went back to bed. When I later got up, I noticed the orange street light outside. I’d been admiring a street lamp. FML

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Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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