By Wakachulak - 30/07/2013 05:55 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML
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Wakachulak 22

Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)

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Top comments

Acrlyx 8

It's good to hear that you cleared the air

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flashback.miss 28

What bus seat hasn't been farted on?

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Comments

tenac71 6

it was Nice of him to move and warn you.

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jw90 18

Hey at least he warned you. Some people don't have that courtesy anymore.

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IGaveRickUp 15

Aw, romantic! I honestly think you should date this guy.

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loserman67 35

At least he warmed it up for you and you got to sit in the nice aroma of beef stew and cheese...

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HarryF18 9

Oooh! I could just imagine the Warmth!

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chuka81 27

The world is full of nice guys like that. They don't just let you sit, they stink it up first. Really nice guys.

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hcollins1 18

How is it NOT a fair warning?

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angeluv_2014 22

Because it was right AFTER the guy sat down

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buddy51 23

What a gas, OP, what a gas!! It's the traditional way bus riders mark their territory- avoids excess wetness, leaves a bubbling and smelly tribute to their cheek time on that spot. You should have told him "That's ok because I just farted right where your head's about to be. Breath in, kind sir, breathe in deeply!"

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