By Wakachulak - 30/07/2013 05:55 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML
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Wakachulak tells us more.

Wakachulak 22

Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)

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Acrlyx 8

It's good to hear that you cleared the air

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flashback.miss 28

What bus seat hasn't been farted on?

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etishuman22 32

At least he warned you OP! Some people don't have enough kindness for that! Now, are you going to reply to your FML and tell us if it was a smelly one or just warm?

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Wakachulak 22

Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)

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Acrlyx 8

It's good to hear that you cleared the air

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EgyptianPride98 8

Because it's should've been "would've" or "would have", not "of". It's a common mistake, though.

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dzhunt 6

He also said "could of" same rule applies lol but I'm no grammar nazi.

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\ 28

He's lucky that he's immune to downvoting

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CaptainBlack 18

Who cares that at some point there was a gas floating around the general area where your pants contacted the seat

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firehorse2004 6

Well that's a shitty situation!! It could've been worse I guess :)

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HarrisonVR 17

please lord in heaven send these people a new pun.

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JE553 9

He clearly violated the stank-tity of the company bus

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stoych 19

Think they probably need several as they would undoubtedly miss the first few times. Unless they do the stupid thing and look down the barrel of course......

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vintaqe 28

At least he warned you. Ain't nothing worse than sitting in someone's air biscuit unannounced.

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Axipiter 24

Unless you get mauled by a rabid pack of wolverines being ridden by spider monkeys. I think that'd be worse.

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tgabes 9

Mmm fresh fecal matter...

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hcollins1 18

Because for the most part you sit on buses. What if the bus ride was 2 hours long? Would you want to stand there for 2 hours in a moving bus? That and OP did say its a commuter bus for work and there isn't any room for standing.

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