Miscellaneous: Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen....

By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By mary - 09/08/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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Trapped

By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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More than enough, thanks

By umbrella - 24/07/2009 11:39 - United States

Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

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NotoriousMandog 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 10:40

well it depends on what grade-level you're in. If it's in college I'm sure the guy would understand the little slip up and (if it were me) might've made a little friendly joke about it. If it's high school, well then you're effed, high schoolers are immature idiots. Middle school there's a 75% chance he won't know what it even is.

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:49

lol it would be funny if u said "wait i thought i put this in this morning... uh oh i think i might know where my pen is" lol

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oucherzz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:35

Hah 14 ur hilarious I wish I was u

meh443 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:30

ok i definetly read this in Seventeen around two years ago... sorry for having a good memory but this isnt very origional

GigglinGiggler 3

Tuesday 24 December 2013 3:06

This is from 2009

pinkpumpkinetr 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:38

haha wow. i agree with #3 except kids in middle school are MUCH more informed about these things nowadays. i have a younger sister who was watching a commercial that was supposed to be funny and it had something to do with a condom and she got it and laughed.

junkinmahcranium 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:07

#16, just because some prick in a Seventeen magazine had something similar happen to them doesn't mean it is only possible for that to happen once. Don't be such an ass >>

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:52

How the hell do you mix up a tampon, something soft, thick, and wrapped in a plastic cover, for a hard, slender, and cold pen? This is fake!

ami1043 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:09

@19 Your obviously either a stupid moron or an un-informed guy. Tampons are often incased in a hard, cold, slender applicator that can feel like a pen. So before you go off and try to tell someone off, could you at least try know what your talking about first? Thank you.

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:55

Today, in class, I asked a random girl for a pen. She blushed and went through her bag, digging to find something. She did find SOMETHING...a tampon.

Sadface590172 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:51

LOL I love the bluntness of this.

brunoisbeast 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:16

Wonderful, I'm sure he loved that. LOL at the title.

bigraws23 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:32

good job

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 17 July 2009 9:42

I read this in Seventeen like forever ago. Just saying :P

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:44

It can happen more than once. Just saying. Dumbass.

I'madumbass 19

Saturday 2 December 2017 16:57

Hey, all dumbasses are different. I am a dumbass because of how I don't understand some sex jokes because my parents don't tell me and I learn for myself. Others of us (not me, thankfully) are intellectually incapable.