By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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iamray 2

seems like a fair trade to me.

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bcpelle 2

Your life sucks but this one just made me laugh haha

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clutz123 5

hey, he's in a much worse situation than you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Offer him -$50 then hold out your hand and say "pay up"

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Breezy4sheezy 2

He threw up on the car so that he could clean the windows for the money he was asking for.

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aliciab394 5

Why thank you sir for that fine vomit. I think I shall be able to spare $200 dollars for you liquor addiction.

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BitchFuckOff1223 7

Yikess thats horrible. i would have been pissed off but id givem a dollar lmao

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crazyblackchick 0

Pay the man! He cleaned your car......with vomit. At least it wasn't coming out the other end. Or maybe your car is such an eye sore, that he threw up and demanded to be paid for such a horrid image that--he will forever have nightmares about.

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HaraAishi 8

Honestly, I'd rather have the shit. Vomit is so much worse.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Hate to think what he would do on your car next if he didn't get the $$$!

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AntiLove187 4

Did you run him over after that?? Jk, dude thats jacked up.

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