By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 058
You deserved it 2 457

Same thing different taste

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Armyboy124 0

Well you can't just expect him to wash your car for free...

Throw a handful of pennies out the window and drive away.

chels1994 11

Tell him to clean it, and you'll pay him

hahaleym 0

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

ebwaef 0

You guys hobos aren't all gross drunk bums. The economy is so terrible right now. Perfectly good honest people are on the streets and it's people who use 'they would buy alcohol' as an excuse to be stingy who are letting other human beings die. For God's sake, can't you risk $5? The worst thing is he buys beer. It's $5. It's worth it if you have a chance of seriously helping a miserable, starving person. As for the throwing up, I feel so terrible for him. It's not just drunk people who throw up - seriously sick and starving people throw up often as well. Take a chance today! Don't always assume the worst of your fellow humans! Spread a little compassion and unquestioning love!

JRokka850 6

U kno this is fml right?..not let's all become dick buddy's with da homeless

swizzle9162 5

*Like a good neighbor state farm is there...with some disinfectant!*

Tiecho 4

Haha rofl I'm sorry! I hope you gave him at least a twenty I mean at leat he gave you something first.

linkinpark98 23

*HURLS* "Oh uh.....Five bucks, and I'll clean it off for ya."

That's when you make the hobo wash your car for money.