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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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You deserved it 52 213

By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 810

By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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You deserved it 4 205

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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You deserved it 6 352

By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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You deserved it 3 776

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 230

ollie179 21

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:05

BLARGH! Spare change sir?

iamray 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:02

seems like a fair trade to me.

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hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:23

you should've hit him.

Akharr01 5

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:46

He wanted a burger to replace what he lost

kingsley_fml 8

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:49

Whatever you do, don't start throwing rocks at him because he will pull out a knife.

aisthecoolest 8

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:44

Challenge accepted

SweetPerfectionn 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:01

I would've made him work for it. "Clean up the puke, dude. And make it spotless! Then we'll talk about your pay."

aisthecoolest 8

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:42

I didn't mean to I just wasn't feeling good today. My apologies.......

FmaFangirl 9

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:58

Aw, come on! Give the poor man some money, clean the car later!

nelson17 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 18:43

Did you give him any

PenknifeAssassin 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:19

You should pay him to wash your car

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:38

Did you give it to him?

ziphii 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:51

Where do you guys live where you still have hobos? They ride the trains, right?

saksxalmo 20

Sunday 19 February 2012 2:31

#54-- no, people are just dumb and misuse the word "hobo" to apply to any homeless person... Ah well, language is stupid like that sometimes.

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