Animals: Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off...

By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

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stryder9090 28

Friday 5 February 2016 1:13

Then say no

hardcorefan16 22

Friday 5 February 2016 1:11

Your own parents not inviting you? That's messed up.

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Thoricsteam20 24

Friday 5 February 2016 1:08

He must be doge

hardcorefan16 22

Friday 5 February 2016 1:11

Your own parents not inviting you? That's messed up.

Ruffneck101 12

Sunday 7 February 2016 20:51

Hardly. OP probably doesn't want her parents at her get togethers at times, so why is it so hard to think they don't want kids around for a party here and there. Sounds like OP doesn't live at home, which means she's an adult, which means she can go set up her own party or go to another. If she can't find anything and her own parents don't want her around either... well maybe it's time to look in the mirror. There's always a reason.

stryder9090 28

Friday 5 February 2016 1:13

Then say no

daz18m 15

Friday 5 February 2016 1:13

You'll have to be nice to the dog now and she might take you as her partner.

weird_adult 27

Friday 5 February 2016 1:18

id invite your dog

chuka81 27

Friday 5 February 2016 1:20

Well feed your dog some laxatives and let them have a fun party.

Kitsune_Tearz 11

Friday 5 February 2016 2:13

dude the dog did nothing wrong.... don't take it out on them.

Colon_Man 17

Friday 5 February 2016 15:57

Feed the parents laxatives?

swaglesshipster 23

Friday 5 February 2016 1:21

As parents, that's messed up. But everyone loves a furry, cute critter. Go with your dog, be its plus one :)

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 5 February 2016 1:31

Well that's what you get for being an xxxxxxxxxx fan!

nerovetsrethca 20

Friday 5 February 2016 1:32

Well dogs are better than people. But maybe just ask them? maybe they just wanted to be with friends and chill and do stuff their kid shouldn't see. I bet you also like to be with friends without your parents.