By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

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King_paradox 22

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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joyboy390 12

Aaaaah the joys of riding the bus.... After i got punched in the face by a drunk stranger waiting for my bus i decided it was time to break down and get a car. Skrew the gas prices i refuse to get another black eye for no reason. Hope you have better luck.

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RayneWolf13 15

Turn around and eat in front of him. Make sure you stare into his eyes.

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PepaSpray 1

you got ratty, coiled and nested dirty hippie hair? if so...that was your fault, not his. he was trying to help. I hope you gave him a dollar.

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marzforlife 8

Guess the guy was just trying to keep warm

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Freda92 12

Maybe he's a hair fetichist, and for him, the lyrics "oohhh, your sex is on fire" sound better like this "ooohhh, your hair is on fire". Jokes aside, that must have been horrible. I'm sorry for you and hope you're alright :)

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