Miscellaneous: Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear...

By em from Cali - 28/07/2012 08:07 - United States - Visalia

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:21

I'm confused here...did it look like salami or smell like it? Or both?

littlewifey 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:21

Just because you can't eat salami anymore didn't mean you had to ruin it for everyone else...

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amelia_suhayda 22

Monday 30 July 2012 3:39

And now neither can I.

robnunzi12 2

Monday 30 July 2012 4:35

I think he meant roast beef?!

gatorgirl2669 6

Monday 30 July 2012 5:25

what exactly looked and or smelled like salami? so so very confused

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 July 2012 6:11

the salami is throwing me off a bit...I think it's irrelevant...

BarakatsBurrito 7

Monday 30 July 2012 7:11

Maybe OP was eating a salami sandwich?

Dahgman 4

Monday 30 July 2012 15:37

Salami? Did she have a dick?

dsl1123 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:13

Don't you wish that you could mentally Unsee sights like that ?

Tiny_Alyc 13

Friday 10 August 2012 12:47

Well then, all you need is a good ol' dose of Brain Bleach! :)

maryhaltom87 1

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:24

Thanks for ruining it for everyone else too.

AlyssaAutopsy 8

Monday 21 October 2013 11:12

thank you for that lovely visual. anyone got any spare brain bleach?

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