Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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You deserved it 2 507

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 832

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 408

You deserved it 3 038

By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 510

You deserved it 7 722

By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 904

You deserved it 3 168

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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You deserved it 4 685

You're not my real mom

By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

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You deserved it 5 474

By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 451

You deserved it 8 436

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 643

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 684

You deserved it 7 813

By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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You deserved it 23 367

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 24 November 2019 20:13

Even if your pants are too low (and if I can see your underwear or your buttcheeks, they're too damn low), that doesn't give anyone the right to touch you without your consent. A "pull up your pants!" would have sufficed.

Sheila Deville 15

Sunday 24 November 2019 15:21

cover your butt...no one wants to see it

Comments

Trinity Fenwick 7

Sunday 24 November 2019 14:08

if they were down around your ankles, then yes, you deserve it. I don't know how you can walk like that.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 November 2019 15:08

Wedgie!

Sheila Deville 15

Sunday 24 November 2019 15:21

cover your butt...no one wants to see it

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 November 2019 15:38

Not no one. After half of us might want to see it!

weazle 13

Monday 25 November 2019 7:22

As OP’s silhouette is of a woman and their name is pants-girl. I’d have to call bullshit on that

SeanyB 9

Sunday 24 November 2019 18:20

Better up than down

mekiswrite 21

Sunday 24 November 2019 20:06

If we can see enough to tell what type of gitch you're wearing, your pants are too low.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 24 November 2019 20:13

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 November 2019 21:22

Well, how low were they? Were they hanging gangsta low below your butt? If so, YDI. You do know that started in prison as an invitation for sex, right? So you're basically inviting everyone to have butt sex with you by wearing your pants like that.

JackFaire 27

Monday 25 November 2019 2:56

It started in prison because inmates weren't allowed belts sagging wasn't a choice. Gang members outside sagging in solidarity was.

clair_brodie 35

Sunday 24 November 2019 23:24

At least they were pulled up and not down.

E2dav 5

Monday 25 November 2019 10:43

Was it a short foreign lady with a mono brow? Cos I'm sure this nearly happened to a friend of mine. The woman is obsessed with pulling people's pants up