Health: Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made...

By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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By methane overload - 19/01/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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thatkidmal 15

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:24

That's just horrible

HopelesslyCiara5 19

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:33

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:45

I think he needs to work on his hygiene a bit...hope this doesn't happen again...

arandomusernameaa 20

Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:03

No shit sherlock...

OctoDope 15

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:49

Im going to go on a limb here and assume you are an avid axe user.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:53

#15: Triumvirate could be the poster boy for Axe products.

xsarax_fml 10

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:56

I'm a girl, so idk what ball sweat smells like.. but now I never wanna touch another man again. lol

thefastnfuryass 14

Wednesday 5 February 2014 4:59

Aww, you'll be missing out on so much though :)

derbygirl3 4

Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:17

axe is fine its just that a lot of people over spray it.

XSnowFlameX 4

Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:29

I would have given him a deodorant. He'll get the hint.

PurelyCanadian 18

Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:37

That is disgusting. Too bad you didn't puke in class. Maybe that would have provided a momentary, though equally foul distraction.

smokecloud_ 37

Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:40

Time to leave a gift basket in his locker including high-powered deodorant, some Irish Spring, and a non-offensive man-spray. (the FML community seems to have a hatred for Axe, so maybe something else.) Also include a gentle, but to-the-point note expressing your love, but also your concern for his well-being and that of everyone around him. Don't forget the pretty bow! Everyone likes a pretty bow.