By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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thatkidmal 15

That's just horrible

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

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toocuteprincess 6

I agree some people (not gonna name any names...my brother!!!!) use way too much axe but if you use the right amount it smells heavenly

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WhatsOpTic 11

Maybe slip a coupon into his locker for buy one get one free deodorant? :)

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TheRoyalBattler 5

If one heaves into a toilet, isn't that a wet heave?

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aire101 16

Not if You don't manage to upchuck anything.

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EffingAnnoying 7

Reminds me of this nasty kid in my high school Foods class. He smelled so horrible that the teacher would give you a package of Listerine strips or some Vicks vapo rub to put under your nose if you got paired with him. I suggest getting one or the other to get through classes with him, they definitely help.

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katties 27

That's an asshole teacher! Why not give the guy a good deodorant instead? >:|

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aire101 16

There was one guy when i was in HS who smelled so badly that the school had to intervene and had him come to school and take a shower in the gym showers every day. I think it was a case where his size didn't allow him to properly wash up at home or there was some other difficulty. I think they also used the athletics washer and dryer to clean his clothes while he showered. Then there's the people that really are just too lazy to take care of themselves and everyone else suffers... he must have some sort of home neglect or medical issue if it's that bad.

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katties 27

My sister was smelly like that for a long time - she showered every day, used deodorant twice a day, but she still smelt really really bad! The smell of her sweat stuck in the room for about half an hour and I could easily smell her 5 meters away! It can be because of medical conditions or because the person has managed to get bacteria that are very hard to kill and they produce that smell. In any case, I think it's important to talk to people like that and figure out where their problem lies, instead of making fun of them and assume that it's their own fault, because in many cases it isn't

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Mae_0 5

The exact thing happens in my class but I have the class after the kid with the b.o. And the rooms still smells!!

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elmatador615 12

Maybe he forgot to put on deodorant and he sweats there easily. Either way, FYL

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Tyto_Tenebricosa 8

Reminds me of my high school, eventually I lost count of how many boys thought drowning themselves in lynx (Axe for the Americans) was a perfectly acceptable substitute for a shower, they smelt disgusting all week.

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loserman67 35

You propose mixing Axe with nacho cheese and ball sweat? Get ready for some projectile vomiting, not just dry heaves...

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