Transportation: Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could...

By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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IDontKnow10101 14

Monday 10 December 2012 18:52

that's what all ladies want, right?

andiewithlove 21

Monday 10 December 2012 18:54

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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Needafarm 22

Monday 10 December 2012 19:39

Free Lap Dance!!

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 10 December 2012 20:10

Just go with it!

dustyb90 4

Monday 10 December 2012 20:12

Was she hot? Ha ha

skullofdarkness 18

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:55

Judging by the fact it was considered an FML, I'm gonna say probably not.

buckdharma 36

Monday 10 December 2012 20:12

So, did you miss your stop by much.

shanee108 9

Monday 10 December 2012 20:19

You know you liked it ;)

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 10 December 2012 20:20

Is this the same senile old lady that gave that that 4 yr old candy with ex-lax?

BlowinChronic 18

Monday 10 December 2012 23:27

Nope, it was the one that took her shirt off in the middle of the food court.

loleepops 10

Tuesday 11 December 2012 5:37

That would explain things.

jerry2011 4

Monday 10 December 2012 20:26

Hope you are a guy and she was hot

CrackC 5

Monday 10 December 2012 20:35

Wheres the fml??

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 10 December 2012 20:43

If she's not going to practice her stripper moves then she needs to get up.

katties 27

Monday 10 December 2012 20:47

Was it the same old lady that gave another guy a "lapdance" on the bus?... I have definitely seen this story before.

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