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By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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He is worried

By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 01:00

Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 2:11

aww

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:13

Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

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piscesMMAguy_92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:17

ouch!!

starlitskies1112 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:49

boobs are great, period.

craziieangiie06 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

awww that must of hurt u! FYL! but hunni is not about the outside..is about the inside..the little girl still doesn't know that

Cutepuppyeyes 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 15:55

aw lol but I luv little kids

FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:29

its okay meg

jkf1228 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:54

Fat ass

skrillexFTW47 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 4:38

Well... even if you did have big boobs it wouldn't count because you're fat. No offense. Go for a jog. (:

missababgaga 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:04

Kids say the darndest things don't they :(

Ugi 26

Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:49

Wow! I'm not sure I've ever heard that much insult packed into such a tiny comment!

sulitak 27

Monday 3 June 2013 12:30

pear shaped. there are lots more clothes you can wear than someone with huge boobs! CELEBRATE!

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Same thing different taste

Hereditary?

He is worried

Nice of her

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