Kids: Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said...

By zbaby - 23/05/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 16:47 - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By daycare worker - 23/12/2016 18:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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Saturday 23 May 2009 12:29

Where's the "her life is f-ed" vote button?

Pepperolls 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:25

Aw ..

Comments

purple_sarah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:45

Awww, that's a sad situation but there's no way you could have known, don't beat yourself up. And #1 Why would you say that? She probably just wishes she had a daddy. F her life.

spinarium 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:02

poor kid. :c you didn't know, so it isn't your fault. and f*** the people who clicked YDI for this

vincas 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:23

yeah it's more like **** HER Life

freddie_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:58

Not an FML. You made a totally logical conclusion. Who's modding these things, anyone? This site sucks more and more every day.

hanamama 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:03

Meh, how were you to know? Why is she making something that says "Best Dad" in the first place? Confused varmint.

Jaywin 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:37

This shit is real. Just like the comments on the molesting dad story.

abandonship 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:50

awwww

friiicktard 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:54

NO ONE CARES IF ITS "NOT AN FML!" stop wasting your time commenting this when you could be doing something other than complaining. even though that's what i just did.