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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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You deserved it 3 515

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 16 507

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 837

You deserved it 3 166

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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You deserved it 7 802

Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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You deserved it 6 295

Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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You deserved it 3 524

By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 680

You deserved it 5 028

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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You deserved it 24 787

By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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You deserved it 2 885

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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You deserved it 680

Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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You deserved it 3 981

teeeeeth 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:31

you should have told her dad to eat shit. what a jerkoff.

AmberAnodyne 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:28

ouchh

Comments

AmberAnodyne 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:28

ouchh

Stupified 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:33

Haha cool dad

Bertj 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:06

Bhahahaha wow. And I thought my day went bad. :D

itsybitsyspider 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:18

dick move by the father.. >.<

Stupified 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:21

I had something to say but I forgot what it was.

starile 19

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:39

Yeah, that's GOTTA hurt! So, what do you look like, OP? Pics, so we can really vote FYL or YDI.

Prototype12 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:49

Tasanasanta 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:02

Agree with 31. What an asshole dad.

Notjustanother1 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:41

is it just me or does anyone else think all these stories are made up because they are unbelievable and even after calling bs the op never defends their story or answer questions directed at them as to how or what the op reacted ..... mssg me with your thoughts because I will moderated ...... just think op never answers ..... and we have never posted a story or no anyone who has

BahahahLOL 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:55

Shoulda bitchslapped him

demarcusT 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:05

give him a bj with a mask on

hockeylover7171 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:55

lol i read misbehaving as masturbating

tweetbaby14 18

Saturday 4 September 2010 21:23

well OP if you weren't so ugly it wouldn't have happened...

aholeguy 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 22:22

And tweetybaby are you always a female dog?

ungoy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:48

Oh god, 65. Shut the **** up. You don't know if she was ugly, she even could have a scarred face or whatever. And even if she was ugly (whatever that means to you) it's still not his right to offend people like that.

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:54

hahaha you guys are offended so easily. it's funny I wasn't even talking to you and I hurt your feelings. oh and by the way people I was kidding, but if you wanna take something I say on an app seriously you must have some serious sensitivity issues. you can cut yourselves and cry now ok thanks bye.