By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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causeforalarm 6

Time to sell your bath water. We be livin' in hard times these days.

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KKJADE11 7

One of my friends were at a bar and there were two guys harassing her and stuff. One asked if she would pee in his mouth. Not 5 seconds after the other guy asked if he could suck on her toes.

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caseylou 12

That's my boyfriend's favorite joke pick up line. And no, that is not how he got me.

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Annelymarie 10

quite possibly just a joke OP i have a friend who says that to mess around.

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Cargerm 6

I have a friend who says that all the time about women he ogles and it drives me nuts!!! So when he says that I always counter with ....would you eat the corn out of her poo? Shuts him up every time now!

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awil1247 1

You're probably really hot. Its a common expression.

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