By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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quesok 22

I don't suppose you happened to be taking a bath at the time?

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Homer1975 14

I was wonderingthat Do u know this guy? usually you two must be close to say like that

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RockRoyalty92 12

It's supposedly a pick-up line. Albeit a disgusting one.

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berkeleyjake 13

find out how much he'll buy it for. there is a market for everything

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ally8 21

I wonder if anyone has actually let him do that... Siiiicckkkk

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martin8337 35

Would he eat the corn kernels out of your shit? :()

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Jasti 12

My ex used to say that to me all the time. He didn't understand why it grossed me out or why I thought it was so creepy. Don't happen to be in Maryland do you? lmao

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dontneedtoknowme 6

That's better then a girl telling you she has a pee fetish and wants to pee in your mouth.

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JK4EVR8114 1

My dad said that about the news lady wtf

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Badkarma4u 17

Thats an old line. Its funny when said in the third person, but like most of these lines, its funnier when said about someone rather than to them.

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