Love: Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned...

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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cavalos94 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:02

What a...

Whammeh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:23

As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.

Comments

Jak212 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:10

grow a set of of balls and kick him in his nuts then beat his face with the floor

cupcakesmile23 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:17

Hahaha! that's hilarious .. but sorry for you FYL

cupcakesmile23 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:20

a girl that comments looks like selena Gomez unless she's just using Selena's pic but idk ...

im_so_ninja 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 14:23

is it 32 ?

MikalaHart 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:07

I was thinking the exact same thing...

MrSexyPants 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:01

Yeah Livinia... there are some differences so I doubt it's Selena Gomez.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:23

Report the crime to the police, then take him to court. Nothing he thinks, either right or wrong gives him the right to come up and punch you in the face. No-one in these stories ever simply reports the problem.

visage 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 14:30

I suggested the same, but after a little more thought that could create gigantic legal issues as well. I'd probably go to the police, but consider this: After getting the guy in trouble is pisses ex- off even more. When the police question her she tells them you used to beat her. If you didn't there is no evidence. However, in cases like this the system is broken... the word of the woman tends to outweigh the word of the man. So really this is a real bitch of a decision regardless of choice.