Love: Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned...

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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cavalos94 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:02

What a...

Whammeh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:23

As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you. Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.

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turbosupra 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:16

that sucks. its time for some revenge.

angryoriental 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:25

way too go. so your the ultimate victim

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:38

If that had been true (it's obviously not), then I don't blame him. Really, the person to blame here is your ex-girlfriend. The guy was only trying to be chivalrous (misguided as it was). Sorry, OP! Did you get a chance to tell the guy that it wasn't true? You could have gotten revenge by revealing your ex's lie. Maybe then he wouldn't have wanted to be with her either!

alex6946 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:49

uhhh, girls that lie like that piss me off! >:O you should talk to her about what she said!

Kasse 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:13

Isn't that assault? Get him charged. Give your ex the gift of a criminal bf.

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 17 June 2011 8:24

and how is she screwed over by that? shes clearly got no issue going from one guy to the next. youve essentially just put her out a little bit, when shes the real cause of the problem

YVilla18 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:05

sorry but this ish was funny!

The_Darth_Wabbit 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:12

then you tell him "what the hell man? go beat up the man shes sleepin with right now." (use the fake text app on an ipod and make it say "omg this guy is amazing in bed!" and show the bf)

kg163401 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:27

why does the story not end with more blood from that guy? you should have beat his ass

vicvic1997 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:45

now how exactly did u beat her there's different ways you know? there's beating that involves punching and fighting and there's another type of beating?