Risky business

By Sam - 07/05/2021 02:01

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Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
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Nhayaa2.0 17

A few years ago a friend of mine was inside his girlfriend when she had one. He had to call 911 so he could be released...

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Ambrily 27

Bubble wrap the penis?

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ahabsfan 14

This is why you should always practice safe sex.

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Ambrily 27

Bubble wrap the penis?

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Anzubar007 4

nah I think he means carry a weapon. keeps them safe from tigers. what? he didn't say what kind of safe sex

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bleachedraven 14

bubble wrap 🤣

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Glitterbaby2613 20

how exactly does one practice"safe sex"

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Nhayaa2.0 17

A few years ago a friend of mine was inside his girlfriend when she had one. He had to call 911 so he could be released...

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CowgirlWithHeart 15

I hope everything heals well! I also suggest you avoid mouth play because mouths tend to grind or clench during seizures.

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Charles McClure 6

Yeah it could have been way worse... It could have been oral and you could be half the man you used to be

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