By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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chris_e81 0

Well, at least u know making tough fun jokes for broke pregnant couple is NOT the right answer Yay for bad quality condoms

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imkendra 0

While you did the least amount of things wrong in this situation and did not deserve to be beaten and robbed, the best way to handle annoying strangers who unload their life story on you is to give them very little response.

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justmyluck1212 0

Ya okay sure

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skittleface 0

Thats really sad. He could have been telling the truth. Once i saw a dirty sad looking man in front of Jewl with an infant in his arms, begging for someone to buy his child formula and diapers because his wife left him, took the house and abandoned their child.

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HeyitsPheddy 0

why the hell would you say something like that? you def deserve it if this is actually real

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devil87 0

You're right, he should have invested in condoms instead of food...but sometimes its just better to keep your mouth shut.

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xcane 0

you sooooo deserved what you got.

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Adrianna69 0

Bitch move on your part. But sounds fake, he wouldnt just beat you up in public, im sure there were people around.

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xClarkGable 0

...you're ******* stupid. That was so dumb and mean to say. YDI.

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zander09 0

Well, essentially you were right. Hit the gym and find him again.

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