By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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wowfmlife 0

Well, I thought it was funny...

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bourgeoisblues8 0

you saying that to him was kind of a dick move

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jaredjc51 0

You shouldn't have said that, but the baby daddy was more out of line, sucks for you.

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scateice 0

hah, that's one freaking psychopath right there, I would've kicked his ass >:D

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_bj_ 0

never believe the stories those street scum tell you. They are all liars. Example: 15year old street kid: "could you spare a couple of dollars i havent eaten in days... all i want is some McDonalds" me: "sorry mate not today" 15 minutes later i saw the kid walk out of a tobacconist with a pack of cigarettes....

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brrrx 0

You're either a massive dumbass or a huge douche. Either way, YDI.

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kaelendra 0

Not smart to say that kinda thing to someone you don't know on the street and could be unstable though you didn't deserve to be beaten up. Frankly if the guys story is true and it's not just something he made up to get cash if he's in a major city there's shelters some would give you food if you wait in a line long enough and profs to help especially for his supposed significant other.

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Lythiaren 8

Anyone else notice the increasing number of "Today, I was a douche to a beggar/hobo/homeless person and they got mad at me. FML" stories lately?

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xanth 0

To those saying "YDI for making fun of a starving pregnant woman", come on. That is a total bullshit sob story, and I have no sympathy for beggars. If anything the OP's fault was acting like a tough guy and saying something like that without being able to defend himself in case it might set the guy off.

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