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By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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razzumfrazzum 0

Woot Woot! Jandersan's back lol Done trolling about feminazi BS and on to ignorant racism. Good for you troll.....good for you......smh OP: YDI for "trying to be tough". If you're not actually tough then don't play the part. Being an ass takes technique. I would've said the same thing then cut his punk ass for trying to attack me >:P

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fullcarbon54 0

Sounds like you need to invest in shutting the f*** up dumbass.

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CodeMonkey123 0

Oh, lmao faved and FYL because he had no right to do such a thing.

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realggirl 0

OMG who would say someone DESERVED to be beaten and robbed!? YLIF!

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MissEventide 0

Pfft, yeah, it's kinda mean, but seriously? If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.

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abcdefghiloveyou 0

http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1555111

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podrummer9209 0

Good for you, dumbass. The woman's ALREADY pregnant, what the hell would you suggest he buy condoms for? That's just rude..

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cactus_fml 0

I don't really think you deserved it. I thought your joke was funny. Just be more careful about who you joke with. Some people just don't have a sense of humor... Or a stable mindset.

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