By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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cetacean5 0

dude, you were being a total douche to this guy, but YDDI. Whether he was lying or not, beating people up and robbing them for a snarky comment is not cool.

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Nonmi 0

Don't **** with strangers. YDI.

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kingfisher 1

Sorry don't believe this one either. Some People need to get a life.

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rafikikat 0

Hey, a guy came up to me with the same story... except I believed it and gave him one dollar...

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thatwasobvious 0

lets think about that. he has impregated his lady AND they havent eaten. so investing in condoms would have prevented the baby. but theyd still be hungry. how the hell did they invest in food? your an idiot. but you got your ass handed to you by a guy that hasnt eaten in days too. so your also just pathetic. no wonder you said you were TRYING to be tough. ever heard dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk? if i saw this i would have lol'd

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alliemi 0

I could picture the bum's story on mylifeisaverage.com: Today, I was lying in an attempt to get money from strangers. I'm a bum anyway, so when a man made a comment I didn't like, I just beat his ass. MLIA

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kandi_shop_xoxo 0

lawl!!! I haven't seen a funny fml in a while. This made me laugh. You get a cookie. :o)

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fuzzybrownbear 0

#31 people will beat you up in public if greatly offended on edge like the hobo was, and even if people are around they won't always do anything depending on the area It was a douchebag move by the OP, you shouldn't make fun of people who are that unstable, it wouldn't be hard to tell with this hobo. Also, you should have offered at least like $10 in help, think of it as community service, even if they spend on something bad at least you know you tried to help

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silvermoonstar3 3

What you said was really rude. That's only funny when you say it BEHIND his back ;P YDI, dummy!

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Manny_B92 0

36, it's nice 2 c that u'd get into a fight pregnant...

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