By vanillatwilight2 - 21/11/2012 04:50 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
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vanillatwilight2 6

Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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Kyouzou 15

It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Odd. If I were to place a gender on a volcano I'd call it female considering it looks more like a ****** rather than a penis. And every now and then, it pmss by spewing red liquid out of it. Hm yup definitely female.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

That's whatcha get when you live near Death Mountain.

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krez 20

Volcanic ash isn't dangerous unless you have asthma or other respiratory problems already.

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AriasBaast 4

Your dad sounds hardcore, I hope you're all okay OP.. Ca Ca Ca Crazy daddy!!

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Special_Psycho 8

Wow... Your dad is an idiot.

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HitchHiker42 18

How someone could say that you deserved this is beyond me.

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