Miscellaneous: Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 15:58 - United States - Dade City

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By shit - 28/04/2016 11:05 - United States - Colonial Heights

Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 11/01/2012 17:02 - United States

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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All fax, no printer

By pharmn00b - 08/07/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML

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By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By RootyTootToot - 31/08/2018 22:00

Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

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By EnderHorse - 05/11/2015 20:52 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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cynide 13

Wednesday 30 October 2013 19:01

You better hope no one comes over to "touch the butt"

darwinism 30

Wednesday 30 October 2013 19:01

Now Nemo can find you too!

Comments

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 31 October 2013 2:12

Holy shit I heard you today!

NikkiSamm37 0

Thursday 31 October 2013 2:35

P.Sherman 342 Wallaby Way Sydney, Australia :3

bloodprincess 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 3:11

I'm surprise that many people listen to 98.7. Or there was another idiot that made the same mistake as me.

ben_e_boy28 4

Thursday 31 October 2013 3:43

If you own the DVD, then technically you're not wrong! (think about it) ;)

askingandy 23

Thursday 31 October 2013 3:58

But how sure are we that P. Sherman blah blah blah was even the man's home address? Maybe it was a friend's boat, and P. Sherman whatever was his friend's address. Or maybe that address is to his office, rather than the place he lives?

mk8833 9

Thursday 31 October 2013 6:28

P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY. I watched nemo a thousand times as a kid, now I watch it with my 5 1/2 month old brother, he's intrigued by all the colors :) finding dory will be what completes my life

lucyskydiamonds 5

Thursday 31 October 2013 23:11

Speaking as someone who works in radio, it's highly unusual (at least in music formats, not so much in talk formats) to put callers directly on the air. Usually they're pre-recorded in case they say something that needs to be bleeped. In any case, that sucks OP. That's poor form on the producer's part for not dumping the audio after you said your address...the delay would have made it so no one would hear it over the air.