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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

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Dirty work

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 19:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML

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Check yourself

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 14:58 - United States - Bothell

Today, the dorm above me had their toilet pipe break and leak through my ceiling, so I have to move rooms. The worst part was I answered the door to let the repairman in while I was in pajamas, but he looked uncomfortable. I didn't notice until he left that my 'thing' was poking out. FML

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By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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Heavy sleeper

By PolarBear2020 - 27/07/2021 21:58

Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 02:00

Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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Friday 11 December 2009 9:25

Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.

spacebar1 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:23

sleeping naked FTW.

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paladininwaiting 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:47

@#29 Go Michigan!!!!!

Skulgrav 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:07

How the hell did he manage to get into the house without a key? And a gentleman knocks before entering a lady's room!

seascorpion 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:55

I live in an apt complex and repairmen etc. can get in if I'm not home. I mean, usually if it's for something routine that involves all the apartments in the complex they'll leave flyers on the doors, but if you have several roommates you might miss them occasionally. However, I would be LIVID if someone let themselves in and then went inside my ROOM without my permission, let alone if I slept naked. I would be calling the manager, the complex office, everywhere I could. Seriously, I would be so pissed off I probably wouldn't let it go until someone lost a job. If you're paying rent for a place (which can get pretty damn high depending on where you are), you should at least have privacy in your bedroom, especially while you're unconscious.

ericsokn 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:41

dude that happened to me too, honestly i don't think its right for a repairman to let themselves into your apartment (especially if you're a girl living by yourself) because what if they're perverts? inappropriate!! i always chain lock my door now so they have to yell before getting in.