Health: Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found...

By torkx3 - 21/07/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

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By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

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By ShyVirgin - 19/06/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Derby

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 23:00

Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML

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By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 00:17 - Ireland

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the "dead" man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML

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videogamejunkie 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:45

Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.

Emberlin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:52

I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...

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Smallworld_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 10:23

Today while wearing my blue shirt and red pants on a walk, some crazy f$&k came up to me and brought me to a nursing home. Fml

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:10

Even Nintendo once made this mistake. :-p Well, they didn't abduct anyone, but they got Mario's wardrobe wrong on the cover of Nintendo Power...

squirrels_FTW 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:49

I hat it when u mix things up like that! It really pisses me off!!

natheitz 23

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:58

Maybe he changed clothes Or one of you is dyslexic

courtjester86 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:18

Funny... This same thing happened in a tv show called the office...

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 5 November 2014 3:59

maybe you were the missing resident....

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