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By torkx3 - 21/07/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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videogamejunkie 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:45

Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.

Emberlin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:52

I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...

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Smallworld_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 10:23

Today while wearing my blue shirt and red pants on a walk, some crazy f$&k came up to me and brought me to a nursing home. Fml

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:10

Even Nintendo once made this mistake. :-p Well, they didn't abduct anyone, but they got Mario's wardrobe wrong on the cover of Nintendo Power...

squirrels_FTW 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:49

I hat it when u mix things up like that! It really pisses me off!!

natheitz 23

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:58

Maybe he changed clothes Or one of you is dyslexic

courtjester86 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:18

Funny... This same thing happened in a tv show called the office...

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 5 November 2014 3:59

maybe you were the missing resident....

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