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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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You deserved it 11 010

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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You deserved it 2 298

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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Top comments

LifelessStars 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:44

I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.

Devildrake 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:45

Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.

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Nanu77 9

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:50

How did people react? Tell us more. If you were treated respectfully then it's not a fml, hope that's the case. Otherwise you made someone's day at least! Jk Sorry op.

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:50

No, a damn fine day to wear that thong!

Jowisee 29

Wednesday 29 July 2015 12:07

It's never a bad day to wear a thong!

RenamonFucksLuna 21

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:54

At least you wore something!

Jiigaaboo 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:55

But it was a good day for someone else. Good job ?

insertnickname_fml 2

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:56

at least you made someone else's day... right?

PunMasterEsquire 1

Wednesday 29 July 2015 1:58

hopefully soon to be ex skirt

AkBunny907 18

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:00

At least your subconscious is always thinking of others! You probably made more than one persons day:D

Abhimanyu 14

Wednesday 29 July 2015 7:10

you can make my day *smooth operator*

ghostriley 14

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:00

Take splice in the fact that you made almost every man in that lobby happpy

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 29 July 2015 5:07

Solace? :)

ghostriley 14

Wednesday 29 July 2015 21:02

Haha yeah that's what ment auto correct is evil

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:00

Whenever someone gets a look at my underwear accidentally I'm always thankful if it's something cute. At least they didn't see my time of the month underwear. They got to see the cute ones. Maybe that's just me though lol

13ky13 20

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:15

Is this a regular occurrence??

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:35

No. But I've got anxiety so it occasionally pops into my head as possible scenario.

FortCanuck 8

Wednesday 29 July 2015 3:20

we need pictures to prove it (pretty please...)

sethjohnson11 10

Wednesday 29 July 2015 3:59

Not sure how you do a picture on FML ?

KayDee29 31

Wednesday 29 July 2015 6:39

I know exactly where you're coming from #19! I've never given an accidental cheek show, but I do know that I would be a heck of a lot happier if I knew I was wearing my cute Victoria's Secret underwear compared to my Walmart ones for the time of the month!

Sillsallad 15

Wednesday 29 July 2015 7:46

Just what I thought when I read the post! I'd rather be wearing a thong than one of the omg-i-haven't-done-laundry-in-ages-emergency-panties!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 29 July 2015 2:03

Better than a full fledged dress right?

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