Love: Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody....

By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

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Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:59

He doesn't know that sitting outside your window at night isn't considered a date.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Thursday 12 December 2013 16:00

Look on the bright side, you have a boyfriend that you didn't know about. Don't you just love surprises?

Comments

AlexRen 21

Thursday 12 December 2013 17:23

Is he at least a nice dude to talk to? Or attractive by your standards? Also, just clarify you aren't dating.

Ankit_Neupane 1

Thursday 12 December 2013 17:25

Poor Guy!!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 12 December 2013 17:40

Maybe your the one who didn't know you were dating

Breegotcake 14

Thursday 12 December 2013 17:46

If y'all really start to date and become a couple this will make a great "how did y'all meet" story.

vipirius 18

Thursday 12 December 2013 19:57

No, it's just creepy.

Headcrab 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 18:01

You guys would make it Facebook official.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 18:10

Some consider "dating" seeing each other but not yet boyfriend/girlfriend. Have you gone out to dinner/ hanging out with the guy a few times where he might think you guys were dating?