By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 06:15 - Australia

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 074
You deserved it 4 402

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Honesty must be a big thing in Russia..

bballsoccerrocks 7

Comments

Hey no one said being fat is a bad thing! More cushion for the pushin, ami rite?

Snafuusmc 12

That's actually a complement! It's the motherland!

Sparks808 10

She's been a Russian many times, but now she's not??

xcllla_ 27

I'm sorry, but he was making fun of you.

They're obviously expressing the free speech that they never were allowed in soviet Russia.

Killafornia 1

That's the Russian way to say more cushion for the pushing, so take it as a compliment :P

lolatyofail 0

"WOW that's a big plane","ITS RUSSIAN" -2012 (the movie)

I remember that. My friends always just say "She's Russian" when people ask why I'm so tall compared to them, and why I talk different.

What a great pickup line. "you look Russian. You have enough fat to have child in winter. Come, I feed you"