By vanilla_blossom - 05/01/2016 18:49 - United States - Jackson

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
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Candijpg 17

I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better

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MDoremis 38

You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.

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nomasuras 17

What's the issue with dating a Russian? His loss

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crudeandrudeguy 29

But it's TRU TV.... Therefore whatever he sees on that channel is obviously true. Moron It must also mean all Russians are the exact same way

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AyeJay101 25

The only thing I've seen of Russia on Tru TV is some seriously bad driving/accidents on camera... So that can't be it

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

OP, are you even Russian? IF you are, how did he know? Also, obviously, he's an ass and you deserve better.

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Shartie 16

In soviet Russia, relationship break up you.

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shittykittymeow 11

it's supposed to be a joke in Soviet Russia vodka drinks you

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Timber147 9

You don't want to date someone that close minded anyway!

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MaxiP 9

His loss if he doesn't understand the concept of a tv show

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NeatNit 32

I think dramas and sci-fi shows are probably closer to reality that 'reality' shows are

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Lalala579121 27

Even Syfy shows are closer to reality than reality shows.

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MDoremis 38

You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.

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Candijpg 17

I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better

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PePziNL 20

Yeah his manners dont seem so Polish-ed

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Tarlachia 33

Maybe you should encourage him to Czech out what real Russians do?

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katachristic 19

Denmark that guy off the list of people you'd like to date.

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countryb_cth 38

Seems you'll easliy be able to Cope-nhagen over the loss of this asshole

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sanchitgoyal 27

as someone who haant seen shows on TruTv, what happens on them?

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laden_swallow09 34

Since Catfish is on MTV – seriously, whatever happened to the M in MTV? – I don't think I know which show OP is talking about.

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Zoey_M_fml 24

He sounds like a racist idiot. Seems like you dodged a bullet

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RebeccaRFT 18

Russian isn't a race. It's a nationality

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Mathalamus 24

there's no term for being against a certain nationality. so it defaults to racism.

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angelnursery 18

...? No? Russians are still white, so, it's not exactly the same as the racist ways of someone who discriminates against Asians or black people.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

＠5 Kindly explain in biological terms what is a race then? When you fail miserably we can laugh at how you managed to be wrong about the very thing you were being pedantic about.

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Elijah0 16

Not racist, culturalist perhaps. I have a friend who says that Russians escape Russia by killing or *******... He's also a bit of a drug addict soooo... I wonder if OP had a Russian accent and if so what region? Some accents are so hot.

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katachristic 19

Nationalist? No... Wait...

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trollcrusher 17

@44 "Discriminatory" or "prejudiced" would've both been serviceable terms. People throw around words in the wrong context like nobody's business.

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dannnngthatsux 19

If you are being judged solely by something you had no choice in the matter, ethnicity, birth location, orientation, it's bigotry, same thing. And people of European descent are discriminated too. Wife and I were in a restaurant operated by local family that happened to have African ancestry, incidental to us, we heard the food was good. We were nice, polite, patient and paid promptly. Then were handed a to go bag, not what we wanted, and told to LEAVE!

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sweetsammiedee 16

Looks like you dodged a douchey bullet there, OP. Keep your head up, their loss.

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