Miscellaneous: Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 06:15 - Australia

Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML

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By ChubbyAmerican - 22/05/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

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By StudentAbroad - 18/02/2016 13:27 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, several Ukrainians didn't believe me when I said I was American. Apparently I'm not fat enough. FML

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You deserved it 2 737

By dearbailee - 18/09/2012 14:04 - United States

Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML

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You deserved it 4 111

By vanilla_blossom - 05/01/2016 18:49 - United States - Jackson

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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You deserved it 19 430

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:45 - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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You deserved it 3 980

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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Thanks, but no thanks

By Clarice - 04/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, while I was waiting for my train, a drugged out dude found it apropos to tell me women should be eaten like livestock, because they would, "probably be delicious." I'm a woman. FML

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You deserved it 128

Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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You deserved it 580

By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

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Jiinxx 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

Honesty must be a big thing in Russia..

bballsoccerrocks 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

Saving money on winter coats!

Comments

keneda21_fml 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:01

Russian men like women with meat on their bones, literally!

courtneeymac 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:05

That's a compliment in Russia...you're welcome

le_troll 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:19

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can just picture that now.

Meme1988 18

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:42

Maybe this way russian guys hit on girls in russia?

sadeyes18 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:44

I think he was hitting in you

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:43

Im sure he didn't mean to offend you.

Rainbowbright99 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:55

If you have a FUPA then consider this a "wake-up call" to lose weight, otherwise it was a compliment. I honestly think having a FUPA is a wake up call on it's own.