Miscellaneous: Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By muffinmen1022 - 20/02/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By diablo - 23/05/2018 19:00

Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 25 November 2012 16:10

That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 25 November 2012 16:12

Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.

Comments

KirstenZ 6

Monday 26 November 2012 1:19

HAHAHAHAHA. Psycho.

ma77 9

Monday 26 November 2012 2:20

That happened to me at PetBarn the other day. Stupid shopper is stupid.

pjf4e 3

Monday 26 November 2012 2:50

Perfect time for a put down a little asshole.

DarkPurpleNinja 5

Monday 26 November 2012 4:15

What a doushe

69fuckyocouch 0

Monday 26 November 2012 5:15

At least your pretty! Hey wanna go out sometime?

nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 26 November 2012 5:32

Why are you wearig a red shirt with kacky's? Not the best look

iamananglophile 18

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:04

*khakis

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 26 November 2012 16:47

If you're wearing all that garbage, going out of your way to mislead and confuse people for the sake of having an excuse to call others stupid and oblivious grants you the ineffable label of a monster douche and an insufferable asshole. What else are customers supposed to think when you're wearing THE STORE'S UNIFORM?

noisebox 1

Monday 26 November 2012 18:49

Meds only work for folks when they take them as directed....

jnazzty 4

Monday 26 November 2012 20:27

This happened to me too. Don't wear red shirts into target!!!!

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 26 November 2012 20:59

i've been mistaken for an employee at walmart from time to time, usually in the summer when i'm wearing my khaki shorts and light-fabric dark blue polo shirt.