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By SK8WITME - 12/02/2016 18:22 - India

Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

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By TallGal - 14/09/2012 08:26 - United States - Tucson

Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

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By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

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Today, I went to a TV show filming, but I was sitting behind what must've been the tallest person in the world. I'll probably only get to see the show properly once it airs. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2016 1:25

as a tall person whose been asked that many times, I can honestly say that I've never thought about lifting them up to be my height kudos

Montiphelia 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:29

Do you even leviosa bruh?

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Saturday 13 February 2016 4:39

As a short person I know what it's like for the guy ;~; we just wanna be able to see

angryo5trich 13

Saturday 13 February 2016 4:51

That's kind of sad

fridaolund 13

Saturday 13 February 2016 5:01

I'm 6'1 without heels I know how you feel way to well in fact

Imnotreallyblack 10

Saturday 13 February 2016 5:07

that's what I can freak the mighty!

granpa_haribo 13

Saturday 13 February 2016 5:23

You should have gone full Legolas on him and said "would you like me to narrate... or fetch you a box?"

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:22

Tough Break OP! Hope you're alright though and no one got hurt..

lexos 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 9:19

Next time you should drool on his head and say that it rains

BabyCakes818 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 11:17

It's the thought that counts. (:

laurelfire 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 11:46

You should've stared him straight in the eyes and said "Tiny."

xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Saturday 13 February 2016 14:45

You should have spit on him and said it's raining

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