Transportation, Cars, ACAB and Miscellaneous: Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck....

By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

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By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

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By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

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By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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Silentstrike 11

Friday 16 December 2011 8:28

Give them some donuts, you will then be helped. Merry Christmas

baseballplaya5 7

Friday 16 December 2011 8:29

And how exactly did that happen?

Comments

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 16 December 2011 8:51

Dont you just love how life has a strange sense of humor?

captainfalcon7 0

Friday 16 December 2011 9:04

Who would even want to steal a stoplight?

StillSinging9594 0

Friday 16 December 2011 9:26

I would... If I knew I wouldn't get caught haha. Sounds fun ;)

deviable 9

Friday 16 December 2011 9:07

If there were no witnesses, then they can't prove you stole it.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 16 December 2011 9:29

Right, which is why OP wasn't charged with a crime.

perdix 29

Friday 16 December 2011 9:08

Is your name Earl?

iRuleUdrool 4

Friday 16 December 2011 9:09

Residential areas usually have stop signs, not lights.

docscientist 9

Friday 16 December 2011 9:14

Should've had Allstate.

deadxmau5 6

Friday 16 December 2011 9:52

Like a good neighbor state farm is there.....with a traffic light

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 16 December 2011 9:55

Way to go, Cool Hand Luke.

BAMitsnikki 8

Friday 16 December 2011 11:06

Who the **** pressed YDI?O.O

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 16 December 2011 12:44

No witnesses, huh? Maybe just explain what happened?

Llamacod 11

Friday 16 December 2011 18:02

Uhh, he tried that and they don't believe him

kurlyfries222 0

Friday 16 December 2011 12:45

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