Transportation, Cars, ACAB and Miscellaneous: Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck....

By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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Silentstrike 11

Friday 16 December 2011 8:28

Give them some donuts, you will then be helped. Merry Christmas

baseballplaya5 7

Friday 16 December 2011 8:29

And how exactly did that happen?

Comments

Llamacod 11

Friday 16 December 2011 17:56

I believe you *wink wink*

marissamay25 3

Friday 16 December 2011 18:38

I would have just called up a few friends and told them to come down and say they witnessed it all. Cop wouldn't have know anything.

Pinkfreak43 5

Friday 16 December 2011 19:41

Lmao! This actually made me laugh. I can just picture it...FYL.

kaykay20 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:19

Have them look at the streetlight video camera they will see the truth

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 16 December 2011 23:11

That sucks..and cops normally don't believe you when you honestly didn't do anything wrong..hope everything works out for you

TColby 12

Friday 16 December 2011 23:30

What the hell would anybody need a stoplight for?

Calebl 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:27

Thats what you get for buying a truck

brooks10101 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:58

Do you drive a toy truck cause thats the weekest shit ever if a light recked the inside o your truckbead and dide its the bed of your truck dents are ok unless you just use it to carry all your drag queen costumes then u need help

dougierocks 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:55

You are a moron, and need to remove FML from all of your devices immediately!

delfino1604 24

Sunday 18 December 2011 17:43

are you some kind of moron??? just one light is the size of your ******* head!!!! how many lights are on one?? 3? 4? hellllllooooo ******* dammit your stupidity ruined my day!!!!