By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
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Silentstrike 11

Give them some donuts, you will then be helped. Merry Christmas

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iconoclasm101 0

I'm not sure where all y'all folks live talking about camera and witnesses... We got us a traffic light pole in this population 200 town but it don't work been laying on it's side for 3 straight harvests.

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Whatever0084 2

How the hell cant they see the damages to your truck? Stupid f()cking Amer..... Nevermind....

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mgates27 3

Get the cables that were holding the light up. Have the city or county engineer inspect them so they can see they broke on their own

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rgagon 2

Look at the cable or whatever was holding it up. You should be to see fresh shiny metal from the break and dull rusty metal showing fatigue. I know it's a pain but if you can prove metal fatigue you should be able to force them to pay

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Forlorn420 9

It's more like guilty until proven innocent nowadays..

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firefighterjohn 9

if it feel into your truck from the height they are at then your truck would had a noticeable and obvious dent. I think this story is true but not 100% of it. I don't think the cops would think you were stealing if it feel from the height that they are. those things are very heavy

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Boomer21 0

Sounds like a mayhem commercial. Btw why would they think you were stealing it? How do you even take one down and what would you even do with it?

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